The Onion | America's Finest News Source: "Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Justice Dept.: Justice Dept. Broke Law
An internal review has concluded that aides to former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales used politics as a guiding factor in hiring, thus breaking the law and ruining the reputation of the Justice Department. What do you think?
Tasha Stanton, Blinds Installer
'I can't tell which Justice Department is the evil Justice Department—they look exactly the same!'
Josh Craven, Limo Driver
'Uh-oh. I used a political criteria to choose my preferred candidate in the 2004 elections. Do I have to turn myself in?'
Kyle Soares, Systems Analyst
'I'm beginning to think I was a little too hard on Ashcroft.'"
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